The Cross Canada White Trash Extravagnza

by on Apr.15, 2010, under I'm poor

Kraft Dinner Gotta Be Canadian Contest!

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Kraft Dinner Gotta Be Canadian Contest!. All opinions are 100% mine.

Have you ever wanted to surf upon oceans of powdered cheese food product, building up speed as you glide over globs of melted margarine on your journey to the heart of the Canadian instant noodle dinner? Now, the chance can finally be yours! Enter the Kraft Dinner Gotta Be Canadian Contest and you could win the opportunity to travel across Canada by train as Kraft’s official macaroni correspondent, and share your experiences online with other gourmets.
I know you’re probably thinking you’ll need to take a crash course in macaroniololgy, and only a real cheesologist would qualify for such an amazing prize. It’s just not true. Not only are 90% of North America’s trailer park nutrition ministry over in Thailand on a noodle conference, the remaining 10% are made up of college students to drunk on cheap malt liquor to form a sentence, and the aforementioned trailer park consortium, who at this point in time are rolling just out of phone range on their way to the fishin’ hole.

So listen up kids aged 16-25, All you have to do is write an essay or shoot a video telling Kraft Dinner why you should be picked to be the Official KD Canadian Correspondent. Not only will you be sailing seas of cheese, you’ll also get Prizing is as follows:
A 16 day trip from the Pacific to the Maritimes for 2, valued at $16,000 $1,500 spending money, a MacBook Pro and a Sony bloggie camera. I think. I didn’t really read the rules that closely because I got so excited when I heard about this contest I nearly squirted cheese through my nipples. Once you’ve entered you can badger everyone you know to vote for you.

Now don’t just stand there, go write a bunch of stuff about how you love cheese to a box of noodles, and good luck!

Visit my sponsor: Kraft Dinner


Leave a Reply