Make your own damn Moviestorm

by on Mar.03, 2010, under I'm poor

Create a Kids Movie with Moviestorm and you could win an amazing $2k Mac!

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This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Moviestorm. All opinions are 100% mine.

Have you ever wanted to create your own digitally animated movie, and then suddenly remember that you didn’t go to school to study digital animation, you can’t draw, you have little money and no visual ideas? Sure, who hasn’t? As you sit slumped in your seat on the crowded subway with your fading hopes dashed upon the shores of reality, you still cling stubbornly to this dream. This desire is eating you away inside. This fire, which compels you to create, spurs you to reach higher and higher…

And then you look down at the poorly rendered stickman animation you’ve spent the past six months working on. You realize you’re near the end, because your 300 page flip book is rapidly running out of paper, yet when you preview your master work, ‘Man walking, ball bouncing,’ you realize there must be another way. Well thankfully, there is.

INT. LOUNGE – NIGHT
ENTER: MOVIESTORM, a stunningly handsome virtual movie studio which has everything you need to make animated movies in the comfort of your own home. Moviestorm is a subscription based animation service that costs only $8 a month. Try out the free version for Mac or PC.

MOVIESTORM:

I’m here to rent you some unique content.

VILLAIN

What, like some crappy rubber robots? Beat it before I blow your fool head off!

MOVIESTORM:

Why you dirtyNo you drooling degenerate, you can get any kind of content you want. Horror, cop shows, music videos, science fiction, even romance. From where I’m standing, the only way you’ll ever see romance is if you make it up yourself. Check out the unique content rental system.

VILLAIN:

I prefer using a paper and pencil to draw bouncing balls. I find technology strange and confusing; in fact it makes me uncomfortable.

MOVIESTORM:

Don’t be an idiot, Moviestorm is fun and easy to use. Check out these tutorial videos and you’ll realize even a shmuck like you can function in a modern society.

As MOVIESTORM turns around to leave, the evil villain raises his gun, aiming for the back of his head.
CUT TO COMMERCIAL

So, quit standing around bellyaching, and go win a MAC.

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2 Comments for this entry

  • Ged

    Since I’m a no-talent hack, I will definitely buy this amazingly simple to use software. Thank you Earpoke for saving my dream of Oscar glory!

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