Drink coffee until your heart explodes!

by on Dec.04, 2009, under Original Bands

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of NESCAFE. All opinions are 100% mine.

Have you ever felt tired? I haven’t, because I drink coffee that I brewed on my fantastic NESCAFE Dolce Gusto machine. If you want to get one of these funky contraptions for free, go enter the contest and win it, like a proper self-respecting troglodyte who gives his or her name to ever every contest in the world trying to get something for free.

That’s right, I said it: NESCAFÉ® Dolce Gusto™ brews coffee house-quality beverages from the convenience of your own home or castle. All you’ve gotta do is plug one of these little dew-hickeys into the thingamajig and suddenly it spurts out brown stuff.You can even make it splosh out cold things. It’s all quite dramatic!

There are seven different flavours: Caffè Lungo, Espresso, Americano, Latte Macchiato, Cappuccino, Iced Cappucino, Café Mocha…even Chococino (hot chocolate) for the kids. That’s right, teach your kids how to drink instant coffee by training them on instant hot chocolate. It’s win-win.

Warning/Disclaimer:

    You need electricity to make it work.
    Do not operate coffee machines in the bathtub.
    Do no drink coffee laced with heroin if you are pregnant.
    Coffee should be administered orally, never ingest it through your skin.
    Coffee should not be trusted with small children.
    Hot coffee can be hot, do not pour into eyes or on puppies.
    Whipped cream on your coffee does not make you taste fruity, you only appear that way. (void if you are female).
    Coffee caplets should never be bronzed and dropped from tall buildings.
    Unless the coffee otherwise requires, words importing the single number shall include the plural, and words importing the masculine gender shall include the feminine.

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3 Comments for this entry

  • Marshall

    I?m looking for an espresso maker, and I?m on a budget of under $200. I only want it to make lattes. I?m looking for the quarlity of the machine and not necessarily the quality of the shot since I?m not a espresso drinker. Please help!

  • Jarrett Hotchkiss

    How are you, We haven’t been intentionally ignoring you. I’ve just been busy with life. I want to post thoughts, pictures, and happenings. I just can’t seem to find the time. Three children + summer + travel + friends + photography = no extra time. Goodluck

  • DeLonghi espresso machine review

    Nice post! Good info, I enjoyed it!
    @Marshall: there are good espresso makers under 200. Try the cheaper models of Jura, DeLonghi or Gaggia. Good luck!

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