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Skittles is the Taste

das — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 16:38:04 +0000

Trale Lewous is not only the new voice of Skittles candy, but also the voice of a disengaged culture searching for truth and wisdom. An ideal on two feet, this visionary leader and trailblazer will undoubtedly climb to the peak of humanity and one day rule over all as a kind and benevolent prophet/king.

I wish my mom was birds.

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I’m here to put the Dick back in Dixie

das — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:13:45 +0000

Hank III telling it like it is, what more is there to say?

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Dick in Dixie

Well some say I’m not country
and that’s just fine with me
‘Cause I don’t wanna be country
with some faggot looking over at me
They say that I’m ill-mannered
that I’m gonna self-destruct
But if you know what I’m thinkin’
you’ll know that pop country really sucks

So I’m here to put the “dick” in Dixie
and the “cunt” back in country
‘Cause the kind of country I hear now days
is a bunch of fuckin’ shit to me
They say that I’m ill-mannered
that I’m gonna self-destruct
But if you know what I’m thinkin’
you’ll know that pop country really sucks

Well we’re losing all the outlaws
that had to stand their ground
and they’re being replaced by these kids
from a manufactured town
And they don’t have no idea
about sorrow and woe
‘Cause they’re all just too damn busy
kissin’ ass on Music Row

So I’m here to put the “dick” in Dixie
and the “cunt” back in country
‘Cause the kind of country I hear nowdays
is a bunch of fuckin’ shit to me
And they say that I’m ill-mannered
that I’m gonna self-destruct
But if you know what I’m thinkin’
you’ll know that pop country really sucks

And if you know what I’m thinkin’
you’ll know that pop country really sucks

Keytar Lady from Hell!

das — Mon, 05 May 2008 21:18:09 +0000

Damn, this lady can shred!

Her name is Belinda Bedekovic, and she’s the self proclaimed ‘fastest finger on the remote keyboard’ in the world. Aside from completing her album TORNADO ON THE REMOTE KEYBOARD, she has also been offered a love explosion inside of her by Borat.

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I you want to learn more, visit her site and maybe buy some video cds by clicking this link: Belinda Dekovic

The Hillbilly Hellcats in Dead and Breakfast

das — Sat, 03 May 2008 00:27:42 +0000

I was honored to receive an email from Lance Bakemeyer of the Hillbilly Hellcats this morning regarding our clip of the zombie dance from Dead and Breakfast. In case there was any misunderstanding, that wasn’t the Hillbilly Hellcats music the zombies were dancing to, it was Zach Selwyn of the country rock band Zachariah and the Lobos Riders (quite an interesting cat).

The Hellcats had three tunes in this movie, Roadkill Cafe, Dead Man’s Party, and Hillbillies on Speed which you’ll hear in this next clip.

Be forewarned, if you don’t like blood and guys you might want to watch it with your eyes closed.

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Buy these albums, you won’t regret it. These guys rock.

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How to deal with a Heckler

das — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:57:48 +0000

This is how you handle a heckler, I love the guy at the end yelling for his money back.

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Mike Patton give his opinion of Wolfmother

das — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:11:16 +0000

Mike Patton is a musical visionary, a true original. Whether you like him, or more commonly, hate him, you have to respect his unique talents and his drive to push music into new directions. You also have to respect his opinion of Wolfmother:

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You’re So Beautiful – FOTC

das — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:58:44 +0000

Flight of the Concords burst onto the scene last year with this smash hit song:

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If you haven’t seen this show, don’t walk – run out and find it on DVD.

A word on Pachelbel’s Canon in D

das — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:40:02 +0000

I don’t know about you, but if I hear one more loser posting his ‘version’ of this I’m going to puke. Its nice to hear at a wedding, once in a while, maybe… but can you dorks not think of anything better to waste your time learning? This piece of music was written in 1680! Are you telling me that 300 years later this is the pinnacle for guitarists to aspire to? Nothing else to wank on in the basement? I mean come on!!!

Thanks to Rob Paravonian telling it like it is.

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David Lee Roth, Bluegrass style.

das — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 21:19:48 +0000

I’ll admit it, I like Diamond Dave. I also like bluegrass. If only he’d listened to Rudyard Kipling, who so wisely said, ‘Oh, East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet.’ DD looks like he should be hosting some kind of 2:00am barnyard dating service infomercial for insomniac goats. The question becomes, was he hard up for cash, or did he actually think this album was a good idea?

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T-Model Ford interview 1/2

das — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:09:09 +0000

This interview comes from the documentary You Can See Me Laughing: The Last of the Hill Country Bluesman, about Fat Possum records and its artists.

Fat Possum is one of the only labels putting out blues worth listening to these days, and this movie documents how Matthew Johnson started the label with credit cards and his student loans so he could record Junior Kimborough and R.L. Burnside. This music is raw, dangerous, desperate, savage and alive, and nobody exemplifies this more than T-Model Ford.

Aside from the aforementioned artists, there are also has interviews and clips of Cedell Davis, Asie Payton, Johnny Farmer, Kenny Brown, Iggy Pop and Bono, who for some reason needs to be in every single documentary from the past 15 years.

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“T-Model’s life reads like a horror story. At the age of eight, his father beat him so badly between the legs with a piece of firewood that he lost a testicle. His ankles are scarred from the chain gang. His neck is scarred where one of his wives slashed his throat. He has been shot, stabbed, pinned under a fallen tree with a broken ribcage, beaten unconscious with a metal chair. He watched his first wife go off with his own father, watched another die after she drank poison to try and induce a miscarriage. The only woman he ever really loved poisoned him at the breakfast table; he woke up in hospital that afternoon and never saw her again.”

–”Delta Force,” The Observer, November 16, 2003