Ear Poke » Horror http://earpoke.com The best and worst in music, movies and videos. Oddities, rarities, and assorted nuggets of obscurity. Mon, 05 Dec 2011 14:40:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Diarrhea of the Dead http://earpoke.com/diarrhea-of-the-dead/ http://earpoke.com/diarrhea-of-the-dead/#comments Fri, 09 Jan 2009 21:48:44 +0000 das http://earpoke.com/?p=297 You heard right, George A Romero has a new zombie movie in the works!

Finally, a sequel to Diary of the Dead. A sequel nobody wanted… A film so full or horror nobody watched it. What? Oh sorry, so full of horrible. I’m being a dick, Romero invented the genre. Dawn of the Dead still stands as one of the formative film experiences of my life. Hell, I even liked the remake.

Diary had a good story, some great lines, and a lot of really good gory action. My beef with was with the suspension of belief factor, the one you need to really enjoy a movie like this, felt like it had been brutally raped…and the acting stunk. Usually those are the two things I really enjoy while watching a horror movie! It probably all boils down to unreasonably high expectations on my part. Whaddyagonnado?

Mornings… and mirrors. I despise them. Mornings and mirrors only serve to terrify old men.

Romero’s new movie doesn’t have a title yet, but it does have a concept. “It’s about tribalism,” says Romero about the story that unfolds on a small island a couple of weeks after the original outbreak in 1968’s Night of the Living Dead. “There are two factions. It’s the idea that even when faced with a crisis, tribal concerns about power control people’s motives.”

One side wants to kill off zombified loved ones before cannibalistic urges strike. The other would rather wait to see if there is a cure for such cravings. “They want to leave Grandma in the rocking chair for a while longer,” he says. “It’s not a good idea.”

How can you go wrong?


]]> http://earpoke.com/diarrhea-of-the-dead/feed/ 6 The True story of The Strangers, part two. http://earpoke.com/the-true-story-of-the-strangers-part-two/ http://earpoke.com/the-true-story-of-the-strangers-part-two/#comments Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:53:39 +0000 das http://earpoke.com/?p=93 The Strangers has been causing a lot of controversy for its alleged true story angle. Comparing the film to the facts (see: Keddie Cabin Murders -vs- The Strangers) hopefully helped to clear up a few misconceptions, although even if it did, it probably didn’t help anybody sleep better at night because of it.

This movie was inspired by true events, as opposed to being based on true events. What this means in Hollywood lingo, inspired by allows the directors imagination run rampant while implying everything portrayed is true, whereas based on is supposedly based on fact, albeit with a few embellishments (and usually a love interest). When interviewed about The Strangers, director Bryan Bertino said his main inspiration for the story was Helter Skelter: The True Story of the Manson Murders.

Others seem to think the story is a lot closer to the storyline of the movie Them (a.k.a. Ils).
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Them is based on true events in much the same way The Strangers was inspired by true events. Regardless, its a scary movie. In this story a couple moves from France to isolation in rural Romania. They’re awakened by strange noises one night and witness their car being stolen. Shortly afterwords, phone and power lines to the house are cut and the thieves return to terrorize and murder the couple. This is apparently based on the story of an Austrian who were murdered in their vacation home in the The Czech Republic by three teenagers. Its a savage story, but seemingly impossible to verify. It could be an urban legend, or completely fabricated to lend credibility to the film. In the end, who knows. All I can say is Them is the better movie.




]]> http://earpoke.com/the-true-story-of-the-strangers-part-two/feed/ 3 Keddie Cabin Murders -vs- The Strangers http://earpoke.com/keddie-cabin-murders-vs-the-strangers/ http://earpoke.com/keddie-cabin-murders-vs-the-strangers/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:43:11 +0000 das http://earpoke.com/?p=88
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So I wrote earlier that The Strangers was based on the true story of the Keddie Cabin Murders. Well, there are some fallacies that should be cleared up. There were unsolved murders at Keddie Cabin, this much is true. Its also true that the murders are still unsolved.

But thats about where the ‘true story’ angle ends. Truth is stranger, and more disturbing, than ‘based on truth.’ There were four murders in cabin 28 that night. Glenna Sharp, her 15 year old son John and 17 year old family friend Dana Wingate were found beaten and stabbed the next morning by Glenna’s 14 year old daughter Sheila, who luckily spent the night with a friend. Thirteen year old Tina Sharp was missing from the cabin, and her decapitated remains were discovered three years later, buried 95 miles away. Her other two sons and another friend, all toddlers, were spared and found hiding in a separate room.

Nobody knows exactly what happened, or what the motives were, although there’s no shortage of theories. If this movie is based on a true story, then so is Wild Zero.

Here is a summary of the actual events from A&E’s Cold Case Site:

Sometime between 9 p.m. and 10 p.m. that day, 15-year-old John Sharp and his buddy, 17-year-old Dana Wingate, were seen hitchhiking from Quincy to Keddie Cabin #28. John had been living there for months with his 36-year-old mother, Glenna Sharp — and once the two boys walked through the door, police say, the horror began.

A pair of killers either went in with the boys or were waiting with Glenna Sharp, and they tied up all three with duct tape and electrical wire. Soon after, John’s 13-year-old sister, Tina, showed up and was bound, too.

What followed was a night of torture.

By the time the killers left 10 hours later, they had used steak knives and a claw hammer to such effect that the victims were barely recognizable.

“Whoever did this stabbed the victims so violently they bent one knife totally double from the force,” said Sheriff’s Patrol Commander Rod DeCrona. “They stabbed and pounded on everything in sight — the walls, the people, the furniture. Everything.”

He shuddered at the memory of first walking into the murder scene. “There was blood sprayed absolutely everywhere,” DeCrona said. “You knew right away we were involved with a psychopath.”

The carnage was only discovered the next morning by John’s 14-year-old sister, Sheila, who had been at a sleepover next door. To the enduring surprise of police, nobody outside the charnel house had heard a thing.

And the mystery only deepened: Not only was the body of Tina, most likely killed at the scene, missing — but three near-toddlers sleeping in one bedroom had been amazingly left untouched.

Tina’s severed head was found three years later by a bottle-digger, 50 miles downhill at a waterfall. One of the children in the bedroom — two were Sharp brothers, the other a play-pal — remembered enough so police could make a sketch of two killers, but the boy was so young the picture’s accuracy is considered questionable.

Thousands of leads and suspects have been picked over since then by deputies, the FBI and state investigators — but nothing panned out, DeCrona said. A timeline of the case dominates three walls of the sheriff’s office, tips still come in, and DNA samples were sent to the state crime lab just two months ago, but nobody’s holding his breath.

“Usually in a crime like this, the killers get sloppy and leave more behind, ” said DeCrona, sighing. “I wish it were that simple. We have no motive, no suspects.”

Dana’s father, Gary Wingate, thinks there were so many police agencies involved that they “stumbled over each other and fouled up the case.” But he tries not to stew about it. He never even calls the Sharp family — who declined requests through intermediaries to be interviewed.

“Nobody has the faintest idea who killed my son, so I long ago had to let this thing go or it would eat me alive,” said Wingate, who lives near Quincy. “I don’t think about it, I don’t go to that ghost town and I have no idea if ghosts exist there.

“But I do know this. There is evil in this world, and evil was in that house that night.”

Ashley Conte and her neighbors think the evil is still there.

People began to shun the resort after the killings, and within a year it was empty. The owners put Keddie up for sale in 1984 for $1.8 million — and nobody bit.

Over the next decade or so, it rotted into a refuge for squatters and hobos, and the county condemned most of the buildings. But in the past few years longtime owner Gary Mollath has gone on a furious restoration campaign that has the old resort looking pretty much as it did in 1981 — sans people.


]]> http://earpoke.com/keddie-cabin-murders-vs-the-strangers/feed/ 7 The Strangers in the Night http://earpoke.com/the-strangers-in-the-night/ http://earpoke.com/the-strangers-in-the-night/#comments Fri, 16 May 2008 14:59:13 +0000 das http://earpoke.com/?p=82
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Nothing fills people with dread more than the words ‘based on a true story.’
It was this claim that instilled absolute terror at the mere mention of Amityville. Even the director of the live action Scooby Doo movie scored a huge horror hit with his remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, which was based on the original TCM movie instead of the story of Edward Gein. As far from the truth as that movie was, it still served to scare the hell out of a lot of people. I’ll admit the original still freaks me out. But that’s horror.

The trailer for the new thriller The Strangers is pretty intense and it looks scary as hell. I love the use of a creaking rusty swingset and a skipping record to jump though quick cuts of this poor couple terrorized by anonymous, masked, psychopathic strangers. Its very effective, and different than the LOUD BOOM! FLASH! SAME VOICEOVER FOR EVERY SINGLE MOVIE! trend which has become the predictable thriller trailer trick.

The Strangers really is based on a true story. There were three murders that night. Two bodies were found bludgeoned and stabbed to death in a resort cabin, and three years later 95 miles away, the remains of their 13 year old daughter were unearthed. The case is still unsolved, and there were never any suspects. The killings were totally random and not premeditated. That’s scary, and it’s what makes even the idea of this film unnerving. Its definitely on the must see list.

If nothing else, this film should help out frugal vacationers by knocking down the price of cottage rentals at Keddie Resort in Plumas County, California.


]]> http://earpoke.com/the-strangers-in-the-night/feed/ 0 The Hillbilly Hellcats in Dead and Breakfast http://earpoke.com/the-hillbilly-hellcats-in-dead-and-breakfast/ http://earpoke.com/the-hillbilly-hellcats-in-dead-and-breakfast/#comments Sat, 03 May 2008 00:27:42 +0000 das http://earpoke.com/?p=41 I was honored to receive an email from Lance Bakemeyer of the Hillbilly Hellcats this morning regarding our clip of the zombie dance from Dead and Breakfast. In case there was any misunderstanding, that wasn’t the Hillbilly Hellcats music the zombies were dancing to, it was Zach Selwyn of the country rock band Zachariah and the Lobos Riders (quite an interesting cat).

The Hellcats had three tunes in this movie, Roadkill Cafe, Dead Man’s Party, and Hillbillies on Speed which you’ll hear in this next clip.

Be forewarned, if you don’t like blood and guys you might want to watch it with your eyes closed.

Click here to view the embedded video.

Buy these albums, you won’t regret it. These guys rock.


]]> http://earpoke.com/the-hillbilly-hellcats-in-dead-and-breakfast/feed/ 0 Dead and Breakfast http://earpoke.com/dead-and-breakfast/ http://earpoke.com/dead-and-breakfast/#comments Fri, 02 May 2008 00:09:23 +0000 das http://earpoke.com/?p=40 In keeping with our musical zombie theme, here’s a scene from the horror/musical/comedy Dead and Breakfast. This movie boasts a fantastic soundtrack by the Hillbilly Hellcats, as well as some great tunes that narrate the story, blood, guts, violence and everything else you look for in a family film. This particular clip shows and undead horde converging on our heroes who’ve barricaded themselves inside a bed and breakfast. Unlike the rest of the film, they suddenly stop their assault and begin…dancing?

Click here to view the embedded video.

A great film, available for rental from out sponsors.


Don’t forget to check out the Hillbilly Hellcats, these guys kick ass.



]]> http://earpoke.com/dead-and-breakfast/feed/ 1 The Happiness of the Katakuris http://earpoke.com/the-happiness-of-the-katakuris/ http://earpoke.com/the-happiness-of-the-katakuris/#comments Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:15:30 +0000 das http://earpoke.com/?p=27 Here is an excerpt from Takashi Miike’s brilliant horror/comedy/musical The Happiness of the Katakuris. The story is based around a family who move to the country and buy a bed and breakfast in order to be closer together and away from the city. Unfortunately, the B&B is so isolated they don’t get any guests at all for a very long time. When they finally start getting borders, they all mysteriously die.

This scene takes place after their very first guest commits suicide and the family discovers his body.

Click here to view the embedded video.

This movie is a hilarious mix of everything Miike does well, and some fine songs to go with it.


]]> http://earpoke.com/the-happiness-of-the-katakuris/feed/ 1 Guitar Wolf – Wild Zero http://earpoke.com/guitar-wolf-wild-zero/ http://earpoke.com/guitar-wolf-wild-zero/#comments Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:21:41 +0000 das http://earpoke.com/?p=37 From one of the greatest, noisiest, loudest garage punk Jet Rock’n'Roll bands ever to come out of Japan, comes the greatest Rock’n'Roll horror zombie musical ever – Wild Zero. This movie has everything; Guitar Wolf, zombies, exploding heads, trans gendered love affairs, microphones spitting fire, UFOs, gunfights, car chases…what more could you ask for?

This scene takes place during a Guitar Wolf gig while they perform Roaring Blood, and should give you a good idea of what to expect. The guy in the tight white shorts is an evil club owner bent on killing them,

Click here to view the embedded video.

The DVD also features a drinking game. A pint glass appears whenever a character drinks, says “Rock ‘n Roll,” or combs their hair, or when a head explodes, something else explodes, or fire shoots out of something. Again, what more could you ask for?

This movie is also available for rental from GreenCine. Sign up, they’ve got nearly everything.


]]> http://earpoke.com/guitar-wolf-wild-zero/feed/ 0 Army of Darkness – The original opening http://earpoke.com/army-of-darkness-the-original-opening/ http://earpoke.com/army-of-darkness-the-original-opening/#comments Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:10:33 +0000 das http://earpoke.com/?p=42 I’m not going to describe what happens in this clip, because you have eyes and ears. Other parts as well, hopefully.
This was one of the cool extras from the directors cut DVD, which also includes alternate endings and deleted scenes.
If you’re a fan of the Evil Dead series make it a point to see this one.

Click here to view the embedded video.


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