Ear Poke » Commercials http://earpoke.com The best and worst in music, movies and videos. Oddities, rarities, and assorted nuggets of obscurity. Mon, 05 Dec 2011 14:40:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 The New Cialis Campaign http://earpoke.com/the-new-cialis-campaign/ http://earpoke.com/the-new-cialis-campaign/#comments Sat, 17 May 2008 16:03:14 +0000 das http://earpoke.com/?p=84 Thanks to Cialis, limp loined losers can now get laid in as little as 30 minutes! It lasts up to 36 hours! Erectile dysfunction, impotence, heartburn, acid, diarrhea. This’ll cure what ails ya thanks to the mysterious new miracle chemical tadalafil. The home grown bone toner was purposely named to sound like a falafel stand, because the main ingredient is chick please.

According to this commercial, Cialis has even more benefits than it was originally designed for:

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]]> http://earpoke.com/the-new-cialis-campaign/feed/ 5 Mr. Clean commercial that didn’t make the cut. http://earpoke.com/mr-clean-commercial-that-didnt-make-the-cut/ http://earpoke.com/mr-clean-commercial-that-didnt-make-the-cut/#comments Sun, 04 May 2008 15:09:32 +0000 das http://earpoke.com/?p=31 What the hell is wrong with those morons, this video is brilliant. Not only is it catchy and entertaining, it also demonstrates why you shouldn’t eat cleaning products and features washroom sign sex and a talking toilet. Brilliant!


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]]> http://earpoke.com/mr-clean-commercial-that-didnt-make-the-cut/feed/ 0 Dead and Breakfast http://earpoke.com/dead-and-breakfast/ http://earpoke.com/dead-and-breakfast/#comments Fri, 02 May 2008 00:09:23 +0000 das http://earpoke.com/?p=40 In keeping with our musical zombie theme, here’s a scene from the horror/musical/comedy Dead and Breakfast. This movie boasts a fantastic soundtrack by the Hillbilly Hellcats, as well as some great tunes that narrate the story, blood, guts, violence and everything else you look for in a family film. This particular clip shows and undead horde converging on our heroes who’ve barricaded themselves inside a bed and breakfast. Unlike the rest of the film, they suddenly stop their assault and begin…dancing?

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A great film, available for rental from out sponsors.


Don’t forget to check out the Hillbilly Hellcats, these guys kick ass.



]]> http://earpoke.com/dead-and-breakfast/feed/ 1 A Steamwhistle Commercial that didn’t make the cut http://earpoke.com/a-steamwhistle-commercial-that-didnt-make-the-cut/ http://earpoke.com/a-steamwhistle-commercial-that-didnt-make-the-cut/#comments Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:19:37 +0000 das http://earpoke.com/?p=35 Once again those morons in mass marketing middle-of-the-road mediocrity have declined not only a great commercial, but a piece of art.
I guess they know what they’re doing though, I’ve seen some really powerful tampon commercials in my day, and look how popular they are now…thanks to the douchebags at Madison Ave.

This guy knows how to sell beer.

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]]> http://earpoke.com/a-steamwhistle-commercial-that-didnt-make-the-cut/feed/ 1 Hillary for you and me http://earpoke.com/hillary-for-you-and-me/ http://earpoke.com/hillary-for-you-and-me/#comments Mon, 07 Jan 2008 13:09:35 +0000 das http://earpoke.com/?p=69 If you’ve ever wondered what the Jackson Five’s ABC would sound like as an ultra lame political rally song, here’s your chance. There are times that I think I don’t appreciate Canada as much as I should, this ain’t one of them.

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In a nutshell, this is whats wrong with America.


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