Archive for February, 2010

Tom Waits & Iggy Pop – Coffee and Cigarettes

by on Feb.27, 2010, under Film

One of my favorite scenes from this great flick.

“You know, the beauty of quitting is, now that I’ve quit…….I can have one” ?

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Incognito is better than Mosquitoes

by on Feb.12, 2010, under I'm poor

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Skittles is the Taste

by on Feb.11, 2010, under Original Artists

Trale Lewous is not only the new voice of Skittles candy, but also the voice of a disengaged culture searching for truth and wisdom. An ideal on two feet, this visionary leader and trailblazer will undoubtedly climb to the peak of humanity and one day rule over all as a kind and benevolent prophet/king.

I wish my mom was birds.

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